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At school...
  • Me: I hate you all, you're all idiots.
  • Me: Why is that person staring at me.
  • Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun. I would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices themselves for others.
  • Me: No I don't know the answer to this question. Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.
  • Me: My stomach just growled. When the fuck is lunch.
  • Me: We should make a class Hunger Games. Where everyone dies.
  • Me: Fuck I wish I studied..
  • Me: No, seriously, never open your mouth again.
  • Me: Ew, my teacher has children. They're sexually active. I wonder when they had sex for the first time. I wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. I totally bet they did.
  • Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.
  • Me: Seriously, it's only been a minute.
  • Me: I will never use this shit in my life.
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something I made for the Hooj for our one year anniversary in feb idk

this was too sweet ;n;

d’awwwww~

cute cuteeeeeeee

(( ♥ ))

((this makes me happy cos I look exactly like the Italian girl..))

((Mel i’m about to be in tears ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hold me mi amore ))

It’sadorable

[Makes me think of Heather and Ashe…]

I thought the same thing even before looking at the comments on it c:

I actually thought of Ashe too.

… Whoa, this totally applies to my girlfriend and I. … Holy shit. …

I’m just gonna sit here and sob grossly for a few hours 

oh mah gawd

my soul


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A-WHAT-A-FUCKE


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ALL the single ladies?

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DailyGrace has some deleted scenes from the upcoming Hunger Games film for Monday’s vlog. 


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